Christina - I'm too lazy to write different messages for people based on who wins and who doesn't so I'm going to ignore that. I think you're winning at this point but it could be Kim. Anyways, you were great. What a beast. And the fact that you carried that public idol and the target that came with it as far as you did is a real testament to your social skillz.
Kim - Your confessionals were always fun to read. I usually saved them until last because they were so long (lol) but that's a good thing, it was always informative and you had such a great grip on the game all the way through. I honestly don't know how you made it this far, it's insane really. Major props, Spradlinator.
Simone - I know you were busy with your job (hope you don't get fired) but I wish you'd posted more confessionals. When you did they were great, but not knowing what was going through your head for the majority of the game made it hard to root for you. Still, you played a stellar social game since most everyone talked about you and obviously it got you to the end, so props for being too busy to do confessionals but not so busy that you couldn't position yourself really well.
Ryan - You got/are getting a lot of flak for your game but it was crazy fun to watch. You may have gotten torn one or three new ones if you went to the finals (and the sadistic part of me kind of wanted to see that for entertainment purposes) but I also really wanted to see how you stuck up for yourself. I feel like you could've presented a case and maybe not won, but I think you could've scored at least a vote or two.
Matt - I really appreciated your enthusiasm coming into this thing, it's really great to know that the players are excited from the getgo. And you definitely delivered on that. I wish you'd have done more confessionals so we could have seen where your head was at, but even despite that you were great to watch as you figured out the game.
Roark - I'm looking forward to seeing you come back some day to play from the get go. You were definitely at a disadvantage
Patrick - I think you and Cole's bromance was one of my favorite things about this season. What a great duo. A dynamic one, in fact. I thought for sure one of you two and Simone would win this thing and then it all fell apart for the two of you, what a fun yet tragic story arc. More fun for us and tragic for you, really.
Cole - One of my favorite players of the season, for sure. You started out this thing pretty mellow and then just snapped at the merge, like that pursuit of Julie came out of freaking no where and it was amazing. And then the way you went out was simultaneously devastating to see and also kind of amazing. What a story arc. I need to see some redemption ASAP.
Julie - Man did you deliver. Not that it wasn't entertaining to see your vendetta unfold, but I wonder how well you could've done for yourself if you hadn't just made it your goal to avenge Jonas. I think you could've made it to the end, honestly. Maybe even won.
Ali - My winner pick
You really did do great though. I thought you were in a good position until everything got turned on you in like no time flat. It was kind of unexpected, honestly. I won't lie, you weren't exactly a huge standout in the premerge (although better than the inactives obviously, lol) but in the merge you just started to pop and it was great. I hope we get to see you play again.
Leif - Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
Chrissy - I'm going to settle this debate once and for all, but it really was Patrick/Cole/Kim who got the ball rolling initially for the Jonas boot. I think you did have some sway on a few people like Ali, it was easy and more or less unanimous because it was already in the works. Sorry for the bubble bursting, but it had to be done. Check out Kim's confessional for that round if you don't believe me. All that said, you were so much fun to watch. Kind of like Ali and Cole, you were kind of quiet and chill in the premerge for the most part, but then the merge hit and BAM you just like blossomed into a full maniacal manipulator. Two thumbs way way up.
Jonas - What a tragic boot. But what a compliment at the same time. You were genuinely liked by literally everyone in the game and that put a huge target on your back. You'll have to work at being less likable next time.
Bill - You were tragically booted when you weren't even around to defend yourself, what a way to go.
Michael - Just for future reference for you, actively choosing to not talk to people isn't a strategy, it's just not playing the game. That's why you were being asked if you were inactive. By your own admission, you said after a week in the game that you'd only sent a message to one person. I know you were just trying to lay low and not overplay, but talking to people is the whole core of the game and if you're not doing it it's not even close to overplaying, it's just not playing at all. That said, I think you did notice that and tried to pick it up, but it was kind of too late. Better luck next time though. Just take what you learned and you could do well.
Alan - You were pretty fun to watch for the time that you were here. Then you vanished like a fart in the wind.
Tarzan - I wish you'd have done any confessionals. I'd have loved to see your thought processes in the game. It was fun to watch you on the boards though.
Kat - Poor Kat. The only active pre-merge boot until just before the merge. You deserved better.