[Cole]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

what was your cover story? i remember chrissy was soooooo pissed that you chose simone over her for the swap haha

[Chrissy]

brandon hantz is a legitimate mentally disabled person who disgustingly targeted michaela because she was "tempting" him just because of her existence? like she is just some fucking object he has to resist because obviously she would hook up with the crazy weirdo at a seconds notice? I fucking despise brandon.

dude he shaved his daughters head on FB live when he had visitations with her and also got his ballsack waxed on FB live.... he's a legend

we have different definitions of legend then

speaking of legends...

[Ali]

im still not sure how i crossed you more than cole or even julie lmao

I was wayyyyy closer to you then both of them. We had talked a lot early in the game and I know you cleared up the whole picking Simone at the swap thing, but that still bugs me

But I'm done with my rant so I'm all good

That whole situation bugged me and then saying that myself, you and Ryan essentially forced him and Cole into an alliance on our original tribe.

That’s another thing about Kim, she would reveal a lot of stuff that you guys all said and did. I definitely don’t think she was completely loyal to you guys. She even told me about Patrick saying he would cut Simone over her (Kim), if it came down to it and she pushed for a Kim, Simone, myself and Christina F4 but I didn’t believe it. She was playing the game Ryan wishes he was playing and getting respect for but she was doing it much better. The only knock against her now is that she should be here, yesterday’s vote still bugs me.

[Ali]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

Would you have picked me if I were available over Simone?

[Chrissy]

im still not sure how i crossed you more than cole or even julie lmao

I was wayyyyy closer to you then both of them. We had talked a lot early in the game and I know you cleared up the whole picking Simone at the swap thing, but that still bugs me

But I'm done with my rant so I'm all good

That whole situation bugged me and then saying that myself, you and Ryan essentially forced him and Cole into an alliance on our original tribe.

That’s another thing about Kim, she would reveal a lot of stuff that you guys all said and did. I definitely don’t think she was completely loyal to you guys. She even told me about Patrick saying he would cut Simone over her (Kim), if it came down to it and she pushed for a Kim, Simone, myself and Christina F4 but I didn’t believe it. She was playing the game Ryan wishes he was playing and getting respect for but she was doing it much better. The only knock against her now is that she should be here, yesterday’s vote still bugs me.

hahaha same. I tore them apart in the confessional for that episode

[Patrick]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

Would you have picked me if I were available over Simone?

no sorry

[Jeff Probst]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

Would you have picked me if I were available over Simone?

no sorry

[Ali]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

Would you have picked me if I were available over Simone?

no sorry

Yeah I knew that.

[Patrick]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

what was your cover story? i remember chrissy was soooooo pissed that you chose simone over her for the swap haha

i told em i didnt want to reveal our alliance (remember we talked about having me u chrissy ryan ali) and i just got so flustered and scared about it lmaooooooo

[Patrick]

dude he shaved his daughters head on FB live when he had visitations with her and also got his ballsack waxed on FB live.... he's a legend

we have different definitions of legend then

speaking of legends...

wheres jonas at

[Ali]

Well, Devon would’ve next left from our tribe and I would’ve wanted Simone out next because Alan was so good in challenges.

[Julie]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

yeah...i figured.

I was glad I picked you. Haterz gonna hate. Sorry I was reading Jonas's clap back to Cole.

[Chrissy]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

what was your cover story? i remember chrissy was soooooo pissed that you chose simone over her for the swap haha

i told em i didnt want to reveal our alliance (remember we talked about having me u chrissy ryan ali) and i just got so flustered and scared about it lmaooooooo

I just always thought Simone was kind of dumb so I was baffled. Ryan and I thought it was because you thought we would handle ourselves better on our own (which would have been a better story to tell)

[Patrick]

i was closest to simone on our original tribe we had good talks and she was SEXY mmmmmm

[Chrissy]

we have different definitions of legend then

speaking of legends...

wheres jonas at

I was talking about myself, of course

[Ali]

what was your cover story? i remember chrissy was soooooo pissed that you chose simone over her for the swap haha

i told em i didnt want to reveal our alliance (remember we talked about having me u chrissy ryan ali) and i just got so flustered and scared about it lmaooooooo

I just always thought Simone was kind of dumb so I was baffled. Ryan and I thought it was because you thought we would handle ourselves better on our own (which would have been a better story to tell)

Simone wasn’t dumb just kinda irrelevant.

[Chrissy]

i was closest to simone on our original tribe we had good talks and she was SEXY mmmmmm

Joaq said I have the nicest rack so....

[Jeff Probst]

i was closest to simone on our original tribe we had good talks and she was SEXY mmmmmm

[Julie]

why cant we all just be a little more like jonas and a little less like russel hantz. lets just have some fun, enjoy each others company, snuggle up at night together and watch sleepless in seattle, maybe someone hooks up with someone else maybe not (chrissy im open, think about it) maybe we go for some fun running exercises and calisthenics maybe two of us fall in love and elope before FTC (jonas looking at u buddy lets get involved) .

what im tryna say is that i liked playing this with all of you lets make the rest of the time together enjoyable yeah? lets not be remembered as "That season where the bitter jury ruined everything and everyone has bad thoughts about it"

Patrick gets me <3.

I mean, a little venting is good for a lot of people, but, yeah. Ponderosa is fun. Fuck fighting amongst each other like squabbling children.
Use this as some chill, relaxing time, and get to plot out who is doing what and tear up people's games until we have to decide who wins it.

I just want us to come up with funny questions to ask the f3!

[Patrick]

yall hella underrate simone btw