[Ali]

my only quandry is whether i vote for the blatantly obvious christina win or i troll vote ryan to win hmmm

[Chrissy]

just imagine his face tho as his name is read out and he thinks he has a chance

Okay...wait actually

[Julie]

my only quandry is whether i vote for the blatantly obvious christina win or i troll vote ryan to win hmmm

omfg no not Ryan

I would have voted for all of the inactives to win against Ryan.

[Julie]

just imagine his face tho as his name is read out and he thinks he has a chance

Okay...wait actually

WAIT, can we just all go back to when he wrote that he was going to be a good puppy and stay on his leash? DECEASED.

[Cole]

I'M OBSESSED WITH RUSSELL. I follow his ass on instagram. We'll have more chances to play. From the looks of it Lindsay wants to team up with me to go after you. Bahahahahaaaaa.

russell is so fucking funny. do you listen to his podcast? its so cringy but he's just fucking gold. samoa is one of my favorite seasons, just because it's so entertaining. also i feel like he is underestimated as a player, people chalk him up as such shit strategy, but people fucking loved him until he sent them home packing. then they were bitter AF. and yeah, lindsay has a whole fucking concept based on that lmao

I'm so pissed that he can't play anymore.

i know so sad :( brandon hantz is great too

[Julie]

russell is so fucking funny. do you listen to his podcast? its so cringy but he's just fucking gold. samoa is one of my favorite seasons, just because it's so entertaining. also i feel like he is underestimated as a player, people chalk him up as such shit strategy, but people fucking loved him until he sent them home packing. then they were bitter AF. and yeah, lindsay has a whole fucking concept based on that lmao

I'm so pissed that he can't play anymore.

i know so sad :( brandon hantz is great too

That shit was rigged!

[Julie]

Jonas.......

[Cole]

just imagine his face tho as his name is read out and he thinks he has a chance

Okay...wait actually

but then ryan would actually believe that someone in the jury likes him

[Patrick]

brandon hantz is a legitimate mentally disabled person who disgustingly targeted michaela because she was "tempting" him just because of her existence? like she is just some fucking object he has to resist because obviously she would hook up with the crazy weirdo at a seconds notice? I fucking despise brandon.

[Ali]

I wanted to hang out with Cole on the beach in the Bay Area after this was over too!

[Chrissy]

Also I just have to say this:

Now that I've gotten all of my rage out, I feel SO much better now. I needed to bitch someone out, but nobody that was on the jury so far really crossed me as much as you. I apologize if I hurt your feelings and I don't actually hate you or anything. I'm just a petty ass bitch and need someone to blame for my shortcomings. So nothing but love for all of y'all

(BUT if Pat and I ever end up in a game together again, game. fucking. on. )

[Patrick]

im still not sure how i crossed you more than cole or even julie lmao

[Chrissy]

im still not sure how i crossed you more than cole or even julie lmao

I was wayyyyy closer to you then both of them. We had talked a lot early in the game and I know you cleared up the whole picking Simone at the swap thing, but that still bugs me

But I'm done with my rant so I'm all good

[Julie]

Also I just have to say this:

Now that I've gotten all of my rage out, I feel SO much better now. I needed to bitch someone out, but nobody that was on the jury so far really crossed me as much as you. I apologize if I hurt your feelings and I don't actually hate you or anything. I'm just a petty ass bitch and need someone to blame for my shortcomings. So nothing but love for all of y'all

(BUT if Pat and I ever end up in a game together again, game. fucking. on. )

And I will be SURE to host it!

[Chrissy]

Also I just have to say this:

Now that I've gotten all of my rage out, I feel SO much better now. I needed to bitch someone out, but nobody that was on the jury so far really crossed me as much as you. I apologize if I hurt your feelings and I don't actually hate you or anything. I'm just a petty ass bitch and need someone to blame for my shortcomings. So nothing but love for all of y'all

(BUT if Pat and I ever end up in a game together again, game. fucking. on. )

And I will be SURE to host it!

PLEASE

[Patrick]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

[Chrissy]

oh i totally picked simone and cole on purpose lol i did enjoy talking to you but i talked to those two way more. that was just a cover story i made up.

yeah...i figured.

[Cole]

brandon hantz is a legitimate mentally disabled person who disgustingly targeted michaela because she was "tempting" him just because of her existence? like she is just some fucking object he has to resist because obviously she would hook up with the crazy weirdo at a seconds notice? I fucking despise brandon.

dude he shaved his daughters head on FB live when he had visitations with her and also got his ballsack waxed on FB live.... he's a legend

[Patrick]

brandon hantz is a legitimate mentally disabled person who disgustingly targeted michaela because she was "tempting" him just because of her existence? like she is just some fucking object he has to resist because obviously she would hook up with the crazy weirdo at a seconds notice? I fucking despise brandon.

dude he shaved his daughters head on FB live when he had visitations with her and also got his ballsack waxed on FB live.... he's a legend

we have different definitions of legend then

[Jonas]

why cant we all just be a little more like jonas and a little less like russel hantz. lets just have some fun, enjoy each others company, snuggle up at night together and watch sleepless in seattle, maybe someone hooks up with someone else maybe not (chrissy im open, think about it) maybe we go for some fun running exercises and calisthenics maybe two of us fall in love and elope before FTC (jonas looking at u buddy lets get involved) .

what im tryna say is that i liked playing this with all of you lets make the rest of the time together enjoyable yeah? lets not be remembered as "That season where the bitter jury ruined everything and everyone has bad thoughts about it"

Patrick gets me <3.

I mean, a little venting is good for a lot of people, but, yeah. Ponderosa is fun. Fuck fighting amongst each other like squabbling children.
Use this as some chill, relaxing time, and get to plot out who is doing what and tear up people's games until we have to decide who wins it.