Stranded in Sri Lanka

IDK if this is allowed, but I'm doing it anyway.

Cole is still mentally unstable, huh? Dude needs to get a fucking grip. I lowkey hate him, but am trying to be at least a bit pleasant since we'll be on jury together for a while. In all fucking reality I want to rip his fucking head off. He thinks he played a good game by getting me out, but he LITERALLY WENT HOME ON A ROCK DRAW AND WITH AN IDOL IN HIS POCKET BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO VOTE PROPERLY. If that isn't the ultimate tea then idk what is.

I also don't relate to anyone on the jury I don't think. Jonas posted some like japanese? songs and games that I've never heard of. I'm tryin to be there and be a good part of the jury, but all i wanna talk about is how robbed I was. IK I'm conceited as fuck but that's WHY I'm Chrissy. I wanna burst out and say that all the others on the jury did not play as good of a game as me, but I can't. Legit I need Christina the legend with me because I don't think people took their blindsides the way I did. I had everything planned out in my head and I thought I was gonna win :(.

If y'all actually read this and have questions for me I would love to answer them!

DYING. You are a QUEEN and will definitely be back. Mark. My. Words.

I've been dying the past WEEK because I've been stuck with Jonas who only wants to talk about his life and shit. He's way too damn happy and he doesn't even seem mad that I voted his ass out. Grow a backbone bish and fight me.

Then Ali came. Like excuse me who is she again? What did she do? Oh right, nothing. BORING

And then it was Julie. IK she's ur wife but she DESTROYED me. I'm lightly salted about that, but at least she's funny.

And Cole's a fucking dick.

THE END

Oh and bitch I know I'll be back. I'm too iconic to have my best ru be 12th place

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:06:51 am

I've been dying the past WEEK because I've been stuck with Jonas who only wants to talk about his life and shit. He's way too damn happy and he doesn't even seem mad that I voted his ass out. Grow a backbone bish and fight me.

Then Ali came. Like excuse me who is she again? What did she do? Oh right, nothing. BORING

And then it was Julie. IK she's ur wife but she DESTROYED me. I'm lightly salted about that, but at least she's funny.

And Cole's a fucking dick.

THE END

Jonas is too fucking nice. You can tell her doesn't like Cole, but he's so non-confrontational that he's just passive aggressive about it. He still seems confused about why I voted him out, but literally in on of his posts he said "I think Chrissy or Kim would have been a better first vote". Bitch I didn't trust you PLUS everytime he fucking talked to me it sounded like he was writing me a goddamn letter. You don't need to be so formal. TBH I gravitate more towards people that open with "hey bitch" rather than "Salutations, Chrissy".

Also: in regards to Lindsey O's proposal about guys vs girls and having her and Cole play pls pls pls don't. Cole doesn't deserve another time on here. He's so fucking dumb and a disgrace to the game. The only thing the little fuck did was "vote" me out, but even that is up for speculation.

I feel like I'm on the office rn and I'm doing one of those sidebars where the character looks towards the camera (you know what I mean)

See y'all tonight

JEFF

I'm a dude lol. I doubt Pat wants to cuddle up to this at night

I still fucking hate him, HOWEVER I'm getting tired of hearing his bad clapbacks so I'm just done with him

Last thing for the night I promise:



That was me all throughout what happened tonight

Roark's a dumb twat, but I feel sorry for her pathetic game so I'll play nice. She really doesn't even deserve to have me fight with her anyway because she's so fucking irrelevant. And I LOVE how pissed Ali was, but in reality she really didn't do much of anything either so idk why she's going after Roark. Like Ali was in for the entire game and she didn't do anything impressive, it's like the pot calling the kettle black.

I never addressed this last night but Pat and Cole were talking about how they ran the entire game like every move was their own. I think y'all can even see how fucking arrogant they really are. I was getting so pissed because Pat was saying I'm irrelevant because I got out before him and saying that everyone hated me. I actually take it as a compliment that my blindside only took 20 mins to orchestrate. That means that people saw me as a big enough threat that they agreed to take me out. But Pat and Cole "running the game". Like BITCH no. Julie and Ali sticking up for me made my night. I at least feel like I'm not totally crazy in thinking I played a good game.

Christina is still a goddess and she NEEDS to make it to the end and win!!! If not this season is gonna be a flop

i love how guys think pretending to be a girl in these games is revolutionary.

Oh honey...

i love this tho <3 <3

Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:22:43 am

i love how guys think pretending to be a girl in these games is revolutionary.

Oh honey...

i love this tho <3 <3

I think it was the fact that people had no clue.... but yeah I didn't think this was the first time this happened.

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:51:45 am

Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:22:43 am

i love how guys think pretending to be a girl in these games is revolutionary.

Oh honey...

i love this tho <3 <3

I think it was the fact that people had no clue.... but yeah I didn't think this was the first time this happened.

You'd be right, it's definitely not

Kimmi Kappenberg wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:37:28 pm

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:51:45 am

Trashley Markwood wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:22:43 am

i love how guys think pretending to be a girl in these games is revolutionary.

Oh honey...

i love this tho <3 <3

I think it was the fact that people had no clue.... but yeah I didn't think this was the first time this happened.

You'd be right, it's definitely not

HAHAHAHA omg I love you Kimmi

Yea bro most of our girls are boys. It's a crazy mixed up world that the liberals have created :P

We do have some real ladies tho.

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:22:18 pm

Yea bro most of our girls are boys. It's a crazy mixed up world that the liberals have created :P

We do have some real ladies tho.

You should do an entire season with gender benders. It would be a cool social experiment

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:07:29 pm

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:22:18 pm

Yea bro most of our girls are boys. It's a crazy mixed up world that the liberals have created :P

We do have some real ladies tho.

You should do an entire season with gender benders. It would be a cool social experiment

mmm would be. We did a true female vs. male season but it was our worst season ever so... And we later found out one of the women was infact a man... but i'm down to try it again eventually.

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:18:14 pm

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:07:29 pm

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:22:18 pm

Yea bro most of our girls are boys. It's a crazy mixed up world that the liberals have created :P

We do have some real ladies tho.

You should do an entire season with gender benders. It would be a cool social experiment

mmm would be. We did a true female vs. male season but it was our worst season ever so... And we later found out one of the women was infact a man... but i'm down to try it again eventually.

OMFG that's so extra

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:18:14 pm

Chrissy wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:07:29 pm

Jeff Probst wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:22:18 pm

Yea bro most of our girls are boys. It's a crazy mixed up world that the liberals have created :P

We do have some real ladies tho.

You should do an entire season with gender benders. It would be a cool social experiment

mmm would be. We did a true female vs. male season but it was our worst season ever so... And we later found out one of the women was infact a man... but i'm down to try it again eventually.

Worse than this one?

girl this season is LIT. sans the inactivity.