[Jeff Probst]

Cole. I was having a low key internet crush on you for awhile there and then you vote me out.

That had to have sucked to go out by a rock though especially considering you planned on voting Kim?

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Why not?

[Ali]

btw that blindside chrissy was all me. i got everyone to vote for you last minute lmfao

Lol no it wasn't. It was me and Christina. Nice try though.

This is false. As far as Christina is concerned.

[Chrissy]

Cole. I was having a low key internet crush on you for awhile there and then you vote me out.

That had to have sucked to go out by a rock though especially considering you planned on voting Kim?

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

You better come back..

We're the littest jury ever!

[Julie]

btw that blindside chrissy was all me. i got everyone to vote for you last minute lmfao

Lol no it wasn't. It was me and Christina. Nice try though.

you're fucking delusional

Why don't you go cry to Jeff about it?
You're out of your mind.

[Joaquin Souberbielle]

Cole. I was having a low key internet crush on you for awhile there and then you vote me out.

That had to have sucked to go out by a rock though especially considering you planned on voting Kim?

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Dog, honestly, take a day and then come back. I feel you cuz I was a huge bitchass when I got to Ponderosa. But how active this jury is really is making the season, and I'd love for you to be a part of that

[Chrissy]

Cole. I was having a low key internet crush on you for awhile there and then you vote me out.

That had to have sucked to go out by a rock though especially considering you planned on voting Kim?

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Dog, honestly, take a day and then come back. I feel you cuz I was a huge bitchass when I got to Ponderosa. But how active this jury is really is making the season, and I'd love for you to be a part of that

I relate to this. I was PISSED when I got blindsided, but you get over it and realize that ponderosa is really fun!!

[Julie]

btw that blindside chrissy was all me. i got everyone to vote for you last minute lmfao

Please tell everyone your "master" plan then.

[Flicka Flame]

You foolish fool. Loved you, though. Especially your fights with Julie.

[Chrissy]

btw that blindside chrissy was all me. i got everyone to vote for you last minute lmfao

Please tell everyone your "master" plan then.

For real. I wanna know what happened y'all. I was doing so well

[Julie]

You foolish fool. Loved you, though. Especially your fights with Julie.

Please don't give him credit for the fights. The only thing that he could do was run to Jeff.

[Sarah Jones]

I stan Cole. I love him.

[Ali]

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Dog, honestly, take a day and then come back. I feel you cuz I was a huge bitchass when I got to Ponderosa. But how active this jury is really is making the season, and I'd love for you to be a part of that

I relate to this. I was PISSED when I got blindsided, but you get over it and realize that ponderosa is really fun!!

True this. It too me two hours to get to sleep the night I was voted out. I kept playing over and over what I could have done differently. You end up getting over it though.

[Jeff Probst]

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Dog, honestly, take a day and then come back. I feel you cuz I was a huge bitchass when I got to Ponderosa. But how active this jury is really is making the season, and I'd love for you to be a part of that

I relate to this. I was PISSED when I got blindsided, but you get over it and realize that ponderosa is really fun!!

I think everyone goes through that. You will miss out on some serious healing time in the form of VENTING iwth the entire jury. The jury is seriously the most cathartic process for people voted out. You get to commiserate, bitch at people with whatever issues you have, fuss at them at final tribal, and then it's over!

[Ali]

I stan Cole. I love him.

And so do I. I wanted to work with him long term.

[Cole]

I would never have predicted we'd be seeing you sitting here after having an idol, a dominant alliance and the votes... But here we are... Stranded is truly unpredictable.

Did you really plan on switching your vote or was that for show?

yeah i was on the road to victory. ryan is a little rat and if he makes it to the end i'll never vote for his ass. i genuinely was going to vote for kim. i was planning on trying to get her out as soon as christina was gone, but i was on the fence. it wasn't for show, if i had known i had to vote in the confessional i would have. i was just confused with the entire process of the discussion.

chrissy i wanted you out because i was salty about you getting pat and ryan to not vote for julie, and lying to me and saying that julie just magically found out that i was coming for her. i also thought it was super shady how you were trying to switch the vote to matt during the challenge so it was easy to get people to want to vote for you. it was literally my goal of the game to get you out at that stage. and i got that accomplished, so i can leave the game happy. i got both you and julie out so i'm satisfied with my game.

[Joaquin Souberbielle]

Dog, honestly, take a day and then come back. I feel you cuz I was a huge bitchass when I got to Ponderosa. But how active this jury is really is making the season, and I'd love for you to be a part of that

I relate to this. I was PISSED when I got blindsided, but you get over it and realize that ponderosa is really fun!!

I think everyone goes through that. You will miss out on some serious healing time in the form of VENTING iwth the entire jury. The jury is seriously the most cathartic process for people voted out. You get to commiserate, bitch at people with whatever issues you have, fuss at them at final tribal, and then it's over!

In my case, you get to turn the whole jury against Jeff's favorite. It's a swell ol' time!

[Cole]

Cole. I was having a low key internet crush on you for awhile there and then you vote me out.

That had to have sucked to go out by a rock though especially considering you planned on voting Kim?

yeah, i thought it was like in survivor where you just publicly say hey i'm changing my vote and i'm voting for her instead, i didn't realize i had to put it into confessionals. so stupid. but my fault. i probably won't come back on until it's time to decide who wins.

Why not?

because im fucking pissed at myself jeff

[Julie]

I would never have predicted we'd be seeing you sitting here after having an idol, a dominant alliance and the votes... But here we are... Stranded is truly unpredictable.

Did you really plan on switching your vote or was that for show?

yeah i was on the road to victory. ryan is a little rat and if he makes it to the end i'll never vote for his ass. i genuinely was going to vote for kim. i was planning on trying to get her out as soon as christina was gone, but i was on the fence. it wasn't for show, if i had known i had to vote in the confessional i would have. i was just confused with the entire process of the discussion.

chrissy i wanted you out because i was salty about you getting pat and ryan to not vote for julie, and lying to me and saying that julie just magically found out that i was coming for her. i also thought it was super shady how you were trying to switch the vote to matt during the challenge so it was easy to get people to want to vote for you. it was literally my goal of the game to get you out at that stage. and i got that accomplished, so i can leave the game happy. i got both you and julie out so i'm satisfied with my game.

Anyway, we're ready to roast Ryan's ass so feel free to come talk to us about it. If you want to be a little bitch, like you were for the entire game and leave that's fine, too.

[Ali]

This is not the host fault at all but could you guys have at least warned him, LOL? That he needed to vote.

[Jonas]

Rough way to go, but couldn't be more epic.

You were an amazing character this season, hope you had fun!

Welcome, Cole!

Time to begin the fun of dishing and letting out all of the truths! (and now I'll go ahead and read the apparently already two pages worth of responses here. Phew)

Welcome to the land of the fun and the free. Free to observe, speculate, and have our own fun. Because Ponderosa is better.